You know you're in Southern Maryland when....you look forward to the turtle races on the Fourth of July.
You know you're in Southern Maryland when....when you need directions to the bowling alley, there's just one set of directions in Calvert County. The directions are take Route 4 to Plum Point Road. It is that simple. One KMart, one Bowling Alley, and TWO Walmarts. Yes, two.
You know you're in Southern Maryland when....you think crabs are THE number one food group.
You know you're in Southern Maryland when....your trusty dog is always at your side.
You know you're in Southern Maryland when....you've had the same zip code for fifty years give or take.
You know you're in Southern Maryland when....you say crab war and you know what it means.
You know you're in Southern Maryland when....you like the simple things like taking a walk by the Chesapeake Bay on a sunny day with your own Riley Rover.
You know you're in Southern Maryland when....you count the days until the next Ham and Oyster supper.
You know you're in Southern Maryland when....you would not want to live anywhere else on the planet.

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